Theresa May, pictured here preparing to eat a live baby for her lunch, has called a general election.
She says it's because the country, and parliament, are divided over Brexit.
So - why did she trigger Article 50 BEFORE calling an election?
The real answer may shock you - it's because eating babies has caused her brain to turn into toxic mush. Green, stinking mush with hairs sticking out of it.
DO NOT give her your baby to kiss if you see her out campaiging. She will suck its brain out through its ear, with a special straw she carries in her pants. One schlooop and it's gone.
