2005-2015
Climbed Mt. Everest, Stopped International Crime Ring With A Flick Of The Wrist, Memorized The Bible In 4 New Languages, Spent Three Years Totally Isolated With The Ewe Tribe, Became A Secret Agent(Shush!!), Went To The Center of The Earth, Helped J.J. Abrams Direct Stars Wars: The Force Awakens.
1738-2005
Born, Survived And Fought In Both World Wars, Beat Chuck Norris In An Arm Wrestling Competition, Was The Understudy For Sharpay In High School Musical, Directed Sound Of Music, Climbed Almost Every Mountain. Named Nun Of The Year 7 Times In A Row
Skills
52 Time Bingo Champion, Experienced Climber, Good At Hiding Things Or Even Families, 27 Time NBA Nun-Star, Motivational Speaker, Missionary, Speaks 7 Different Languages, Black Belt In Karate, Knows Jiu-Jitsu, 7 Time Europe's Best Spicy Curry Champion, Winner Of The Voice Italy, Great Salsa Dancer
Education
The Vatican: Religious Studies, Sound Of Music School: Climb Every Mountainology, Harvard Law School: Masters In Peace Negotiations, The Nunnery: Certified Nunologist.
